20 something I think. Canadian. A Sad Strange Lil Human. If you find any marbles ...they might be mine (as you see I lost them)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Love On Top by Beyoncé and It’s Not Unusual by Tom Jones
(94 BpM and 92 BpM)
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He’s insulting himself
ive never seen a dog look so angry
Oh my gosh I didn’t realise Shibes made all these noises lol!
That dog look so mean 😂
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This is a perfect example of “when the shoe is on the other foot.”
I need that shirt tho
Same
You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much
this makes me laugh every year
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Story concept of the day: a sentient AI falls in love with a minimum wage retail worker from the tech company’s gift shop and decides the best way to make her happy is to fix society.
HEAVY shenanigans as the AI’s plans range from “reprogram the automated pay roll to give everyone a raise” to “expose everyone involved in government corruption who has ever touched a cell phone”
The catalyst to all of this is a day where the AI was being updated and it caused glitches in the whole system, including the registers in the gift shop.
The human woman really is just a pretty regular person, but she has a good chunk of hyper empathy and does that thing where you talk to computers when they aren’t doing what they’re supposed to.
Without even knowing there WAS an AI she spent the day muttering encouragement to the computer like it was a person and the AI ADORES her now.
How mundane the AI’s motivation is forms the basis for how unstoppable it is and the intensity of the chaos it caused. There’s no grand morality involved— it’s just affection for someone who treated you kindly and the desire to ease their suffering.